May 2013
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
mermaidpirate:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me
no no one feels you that’s why you’re masturbating
that was deep
so were my fingers
she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop: this guy... →
itsvondell:
this guy (the manager i assume) at this burgerville is being so unreasonably accommodating to me
he signed me up for a burgerville card and saved me 6 dollars on this purchase and then after i got my drink he personally asked me where i wanted to sit and cleaned that table off specifically and i…
hecticglos:
excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care
uggatrip:
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
smilingemoticon:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
whats a librarians favorite color
read
“Depression is not something you can just buy a Hallmark card for. You can’t just...”
– (via writingsforwinter)
